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Machete movie reviews

• 1

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 7, 2010 6:32:05 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  trash.. don't bother. wait till it comes to TV then read a book that night.

• 8

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 7, 2010 4:27:30 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Pretty awesome, enjoyed all the action, so much guns and gore!! Alba and Michelle Rodriguez in one movie, what more could u want!

• 10

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 7, 2010 11:28:33 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  awesome kill bad guys get the girls...

• 10

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 7, 2010 8:29:22 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  One of the best movies I've seen in years!

• 9

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 7, 2010 1:30:05 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  absolutely loved this movie! Not becuz I'm mexican but becuz it had mexicans & hot bitches. I love Michelle Rodriguez!!!!!!!!!

• 9

  Machete

  Tuesday, September 7, 2010 12:40:51 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  A CLASSIC ... TAKE THE MOVIE 4 WHAT IT IS THE BEST PIECE OF " BRIE"(CHEESE) I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME... HILARIOUS FUN ACTION PACKED CHEESE.. IF UR A FAN OF THE 70'S STYLE OF MOVIES YOU WILL LOVE THIS IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE 90 AND BEYOND U WON'T LIKE IT UNLESS U APPRECIATE 70'S CINEMA ...NUFF SAID! GO AND HAVE FUN WATCHING IT!

• 10

  Machete

  Monday, September 6, 2010 11:16:52 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Absolutely perfect schlock movie. Exactly what it promised to be a good kill'em all flick not a cinematic masterpiece. Absolutely worth seeing

• 10

  Machete

  Monday, September 6, 2010 8:56:48 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie is great entertainment to all the haters out there stay home and keep your opinions to yourself!!!

• 9

  Machete

  Monday, September 6, 2010 5:53:32 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Real gory

• 9

  Machete

  Monday, September 6, 2010 2:01:47 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie should be seen. It is very good one. No question, great acting. Under the blood,irony, and fun, yes there is hidden an important message. Thing about it...